- cashier: have a happy holiday
- me: dont tell me what to do
December 2011
My New Years Resolutions
- Drink more water
- Eat less crap
- Be nicer to my skin
- Don’t spend all my money on pointless shit
- Revise more for my exams
- Be less grumpy to my parents
- Stop being so lazy
… never gonna happen.
- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately